An apple a day will kill you anyway.
Saw a crab crossing the street today. Thousands of miles away from the ocean and heading towards a person’s house.
Hmm, so this is how people get STD’s…
For a brief period in 2009 -10, I thought I had invented the word “chillax”. That period also coincided with a bout of exquisite self-hate, then I realized that some other mofo had invented that word.
May God bring peace to the soul that carries that burden.